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Tell Me Victoria’s Secret
My 
favorite thing to do while watching the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show (aside from 5000 sit-ups), is think about the kind of flirty, playful face I would make at the end of the runway, should I ever lose 35 pounds, grow a couple of cup sizes and inherit Heidi’s Angel wings.
I like the wink, but its completely overdone. Blowing a kiss is too predictable. I don’t think I can pull of the pouty, pursed lips thing. And when models just do the regular model non-smile, it freaks me out.
I really need to get the one eyebrow lift down pat–its suggestive but not overtly sexualized. Kind of like, “You lookin’ at me?” Then throw in a sultry smile like, “Of course you’re looking at me! Check out these knockers.” Then I’d do a shimmy.
A friend and I were texting during the show last night and we both decided that the VS Fashion Show was by far our favorite (and we’ve both been to the tents plenty of times to judge pretty fairly). The whole atmosphere seems like so much fun–the models are laughing, singing to the music and even trying to dance, even though its painfully obvious that they can’t. Everyone is really good-looking. I bet there’s a ton of champagne to be consumed (albeit not that many appetizers to wash it down with). And there’s glitter. So much glitter!
And the best part about the VS Show is that its probably more fun to watch at home, because a) its not live, and going to something that’s being produced for television often takes ten times longer than what ends up on TV; b) at home, you get to see little vignettes of the models getting ready, without makeup on, pretending to act like drill sergeants, etc.; and c) you get to hear the directors of the show shouting to each other at random points through the night, things like “Here come’s Heidi, Heidi’s on her way out!” and “Its so hot in here!” and “Wrap it up, wrap it up!”
Sitting in the audience, you pretty much just get to see the back of Martha Stewart’s head and can’t tell the difference between Adrianna Lima and Marisa Miller (pictured).
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